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Map-Enlarge Engineer

As a map-enlarge engineer, you will be responsible for turning small and medium data into big data.

Qualifications and Experience:

• Extensive experience solving analytical problems using quantitative approaches.
• 15 years experience with Hadoop.
• Must be comfortable turning meaningful data into meaningless bits.
• Big Plus: PostDoc in data sciences.

Pipe Redirection Specialist

Sometimes, even the best data clogs up all the pipes. As a pipe redirection specialist, you will be responsible for redirecting all the outputs from /dev/zero to /dev/null.

Qualifications and Experience:

• Must like cats.
• Must have experience with rm -rf /.